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Q. Why did the elephant buy a new car?

A. He needed a bigger trunk!!!!!
 
Title:  A New Car
Public Name:  TaraO
Vote Totals:  34
Comments: (3)
   
Q: Why do elephants drink?
A: To forget.
 
Title:  BillZ
Public Name:  BillZ
Vote Totals:  0
Comments: (0)
   
Why are elephants so poor?
Because they work for peanuts!!!
 
Title:  Elephant Joke
Public Name:  Steff
Vote Totals:  13
Comments: (0)
 
   
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?

So they can trip birds!!!!
 
Title:  A Ton of Fun Question
Public Name:  Booboo
Vote Totals:  1
Comments: (0)
   
Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?

Because they only had one pair of trunks!
 
Title:  Elephant Bath Crisis
Public Name:  MJC619
Vote Totals:  0
Comments: (0)
   
How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagon?
Two in the front and two in the back.

 
Title:  Elephant joke
Public Name:  lilbarncat
Vote Totals:  0
Comments: (0)
 
   
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
 
Title:  Cross the road
Public Name:  Tam0714
Vote Totals:  0
Comments: (0)
   
What do you get when you cross and elephant with a fish?

Swimming Trunks.
 
Title:  A Fish tale
Public Name:  Vcar
Vote Totals:  0
Comments: (1)
   
Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A: They couldn't keep their trunks up!
 
Title:  Elephant Joke
Public Name:  Adnil
Vote Totals:  9
Comments: (0)
 
   
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, just gave a little wine;
Why did the old elephant become depressed? He felt irrelephant;
What is beautiful,gray and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant;
Why did the elephant cross the road? ...
 
Title:  a good elephant joke or is my trunk empty?
Public Name:  CLSteve
Vote Totals:  1
Comments: (0)
   
why did the elephant cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off!
 
Title:  elephant joke
Public Name:  william
Vote Totals:  0
Comments: (0)
   
Man: How much does an elephant weigh?
Woman: I don't know. How much?
Man: Enough to break the ice. Can I have your number?
Woman: I don't know. How thick is the relevant ice?
Man: Global warming, man.
Woman: 867-5309
 
Title:  Can I Have Your Number?
Public Name:  mretkwa2
Vote Totals:  0
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